A judge who dreamt of being an actor
A case from my Torts casebook….just….read it. I highlight some of the more interesting parts. With all the Shakespeare references and alliterative phrases, you’d think I was getting a degree in English rather than Law. I wish all cases were like this one; it would make them easier to read.
Cordas v. Peerless Transportation Co.
City Court of New York, New York County, 1941
(Written by Justice Carlin)
This case presents the ordinary man — that problem child of the law — in a most bizarre setting. As a lowly chauffeur in defendant’s employ he became in a trice the protagonist in a breach-bating drama with a denouement almost tragic. It appears that a man, whose identity it would be indelicate to divulge was feloniously relieved of his portable goods by two nondescript highwaymen in an alley near 26th Street and Third Avenue, Manhattan; they induced him to relinquish his possessions by a strong argument ad hominem couched in the convincing cant of the criminal and pressed at the point of a most persuasive pistol. Laden with their loot, but not thereby impeded, they took an abrupt departure and he, shuffling off the coil of that discretion which enmeshed him in the alley, quickly gave chase through 26th Street toward 2d Avenue, whether they were resorting ‘with expedition swift as thought’ for most obvious reasons. Somewhere on that thoroughfare of escape they indulged the stratagem of separation ostensibly to disconcert their pursuer and allay the ardor of his pursuit. He then centered on for capture the man with the pistol whom he saw board defendant’s taxicab, which quickly veered south toward 25th Street on 2d Avenue where he saw the chauffeur jump out while the cab, still in motion, continued toward 24th Street; after the chauffeur relieved himself of the cumbersome burden of his fare the latter also is said to have similarly departed from the cab before it reached 24th Street.
The chauffeur’s story is substantially the same except that he states that his uninvited guest boarded the cab at 25th Street while it was at a standstill waiting for a less colorful fare; that his ‘passenger’ immediately advised him ‘to stand not upon the order of his going but to go at once’ and added finality to his command by an appropriate gesture with a pistol addressed to his sacroiliac. The chauffeur in reluctant acquiescence proceeded about fifteen feet, when his hair, like unto the quills of the fretful porcupine, was made to stand on end by the hue and cry of the man despoiled accompanied by a clamorous concourse of the law-abiding which paced him as he ran; the concatenation of ’stop thief’, to which the patter of persistent feet did maddingly beat time, rang in his ears as the pursuing posse all the while gained on the receding cab with its quarry therein contained. The hold-up man sensing his insecurity suggested to the chauffeur that in the event there was the slightest lapse in obedience to his curt command that he, the chauffeur, would suffer the loss of his brains, a prospect as horrible to an humble chauffeur as it undoubtedly would be to one of the intelligentsia.
The chauffeur apprehensive of certain dissolution from either Scylla, the pursuers, or Charybdis, the pursued, quickly threw his car out of first speed in which he was proceeding, pulled on the emergency, jammed on his brakes and, although he thinks the motor was still running, swung open the door to his left and jumped out of his car. He confesses that the only act that smacked of intelligence was that by which he jammed the brakes in order to throw off balance the hold-up man who was half-standing and half-sitting with his pistol menacingly poised. Thus abandoning his car and passenger the chauffeur sped toward 26th Street and then turned to look; he saw the cab proceeding south toward 24th Street where it mounted the sidewalk. The plaintiff-mother and her two infant children were there injured by the cab which, at the time, appeared to be also minus its passenger who, it appears, was apprehended in the cellar of a local hospital where he was pointed out to a police officer by a remnant of the posse, hereinbefore mentioned. He did not appear at the trial. The three aforesaid plaintiffs and the husband-father sue the defendant for damages predicating their respective causes of action upon the contention that the chauffeur was negligent in abandoning the cab under the aforesaid circumstances. Fortunately the injuries sustained were comparatively slight.
*** (Makes the case that when you are faced with an emergency situation, the standard of making a reasonable decision is lowered) ***
Returning to our chauffeur. If the philosophic Horatio and the martial companions of his watch were ‘distilled almost to jelly with the act of fear’ when they beheld ‘in the dead vast and middle of the night’ the disembodied spirit of Hamlet’s father stalk majestically by ‘with a countenance more in sorrow than in anger’ was not the chauffeur, though unacquainted with the example of these eminent men-at-arms, more amply justified in his fearsome reactions when he was more palpably confronted by a thing of flesh and blood bearing in its hand an engine of destruction which depended for its lethal purpose upon the quiver of a hair? When Macbeth was cross-examined by Macduff as to any reason he could advance for his sudden despatch of Duncan’s grooms he said in plausible answer ‘Who can be wise, amazed, temperate and furious, loyal and neutral, in a moment? No man’.***
****(More on lowering standard for emergencies)****
The chauffeur — the ordinary man in this case — acted in a split second in a most harrowing experience. To call him negligent would be to brand him coward; the court does not do so in spite of what those swaggering heroes, ‘whose valor plucks dead lions by the beard’, may bluster to the contrary. The court is loathe to see the plaintiffs go without recovery even though their damages were slight, but cannot hold the defendant liable upon the facts adduced at the trial. Motions, upon which decision was reserved, to dismiss the complaint are granted with exceptions to plaintiffs. Judgment for defendant against plaintiffs dismissing their complaint upon the merits. Ten days’ stay and thirty days to make a case.
You go, Carlin.
Got the text of the case from here. Not trying to get prosecuted for plagiarism.

September 19th, 2007 at 5:09 pm
you know, the density of contemporary law writing is prolly almost the same – just, well, compressed plywood rather than, say a heavy pound cake?? (which, btw, i made a brown sugar pound cake the other day… mmm mm!) i agree, carlin was having fun with this. it reminds me of a book i read recently: “doing our own thing: the degradation of language and music and why we should, like, care” by john mcwhorter. i wouldn’t actually take it home from the library and read it, but do browse it if you get a chance. much of what he talks about is how language like this has virtually disappeared even from formal or public writing…
September 24th, 2008 at 11:07 am
I am just reading this case and I’m glad there’s someone out there who also appreciates Justice Carlin’s work.
Evidently there are books full of such cases. Some judges write poems or songs. Has anyone seen these?
February 21st, 2009 at 4:18 pm
Hi there, I came across your site after being assigned this case for my Torts class and searching for this case to see if anyone else had thoughts about it. Glad to see im not the only one who got a huge kick from reading Justice Carlin’s description of the facts of the case.
Cheers
August 24th, 2009 at 10:25 pm
What the donk?
I found this opinion comic. However, I don’t think it’s appropriate for a judge to write in such a manner. A judge should not use his position on the bench to entertain his reader/ audience with the extent of his knowledge of the great works. Clear and simple is how an opinion should be read.
September 15th, 2009 at 4:51 pm
I thought the opinion was great; much more entertaining than your average legal opinion. I expect the lightness of the opinion was impacted by the Keystone cops like chase of the “posse”, flight of the cab driver as the cab was still running and slight injury of the plaintiffs. All in all it seemed more highjinks than a tragic event.
September 21st, 2009 at 10:59 am
I heart Justice Carlin! I just read this case for my Torts class and it cracked me up. I don’t know that I agree with his ruling, but after all of the boring, pompous, poorly written cases (there are a few that are horrible) this one is a breath of fresh air. It’s so much better than just clear. I’m so glad there are others who feel the same.
September 29th, 2009 at 11:03 am
This literary quality of this case is fantastic. The judge’s words exude a sense of profound capability with the more formal verbiage of the English language. I definitely agree with the others who have said that this case is a breath of fresh air.
September 29th, 2009 at 5:22 pm
I also just read this case for Torts and did a quick google search to see if there was any info on Justice Carlin. I really wanted to see what the poet judge looked like. This case just made my reading ten times better.
October 6th, 2009 at 10:06 pm
I thought this case was much more pleasant to read than most! Some of these judges can barely form a cohesive sentence, let alone convey what the heck was happening in a courtroom. I figure if you can get your point across and express it in a creative manner, why not? Use the talents you’ve got! Simple is good, but why shouldn’t judges get to have a little fun with their job?
October 18th, 2009 at 8:16 pm
Thats awesome, glad you posted about this. You should also bold “waiting for a less colorful fare;”. That part really highlights how quirky he can be, indicating that the cabbie wasnt expecting to get held up at gunpoint.
October 22nd, 2009 at 12:15 pm
Wow! What an interesting case to read. My Torts professor is usually a pretty scary guy, but I can’t wait to go over this one tonight. For all of those who say that an opinion should be clear and concise, think of how boring this case would have been without the flowery language. It inspired me enough to get online and see if there was any other information about Justice Carlin. I would love to read more of his opinions. Has anyone had success in locating information about Carlin or other opinions?
October 26th, 2009 at 11:59 pm
See also, http://www.supremecourtus.gov/opinions/08pdf/07-1486.pdf
November 3rd, 2009 at 1:25 pm
I found his first name: Frank. I’m perusing his other opinions on Westlaw– there’s a few more gems in there. Check out: http://tinyurl.com/yb8mt58
December 9th, 2009 at 6:28 am
Another fan of Justice Carlin. I read the case in Torts class this semester. Would love to know more about this guy, so I was searching the web. His prose is hilarious. It would be interesting if someone uncovers more about him.