Our newest environmental crusader, ladies and gentlemen. Ms. Sheryl Crow. Listen closely to her ideas. They are entirely too revolutionary to be passed over.

Crow calls for limit on loo paper

Singer Sheryl Crow has said a ban on using too much toilet paper should be introduced to help the environment.

Crow has suggested using “only one square per restroom visit, except, of course, on those pesky occasions where two to three could be required”.

“I propose a limitation be put on how many squares of toilet paper can be used in any one sitting”

“Although my ideas are in the earliest stages of development, they are, in my mind, worth investigating.

Crow has also commented on her website about how she thinks paper napkins “represent the height of wastefulness”.

She has designed a clothing line with what she calls a “dining sleeve”.

The sleeve is detachable and can be replaced with another “dining sleeve” after the diner has used it to wipe his or her mouth.

Genius, Ms. Crow. Ge-ni-us.

Seriously….this is a GREAT idea. If we all only used one piece of toilet paper, imagine how much more water and energy we could spend doing laundry to compensate!

Can we get some real solutions to pollution and energy waste? Can we get some celebrities who have real ways to use their positions to promote social change?

In the words of Sumreen, who’s gonna be your friend if they know you’re skimping on the TP?

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